The Albums

1.   CD  

1. The Malcom Opera
2. 'course You Can Malcom
3. Malcom's Mom
4. Blockes Up Noses Aren't Much Fun
5. Whimsy Zoom Zoom
6. It's That Sound
7. I Fell in Love with a Female Plumber from Harlesde
8. Anarchy Chaos Stanley Ogden
9. Blown Away Like a Fart in a Thunderstorm
10. Poison Babies vs Batman
11. Two Little Boys
12. Rolf
13. I've Got Lots of Famous People Living Under the Fl
14. Porky Scratchings
15. Simon Templer
16. Desert Island Joe
17. What's That Funny Noise?
18. Wiffy Smells
19. Two Pints (Dub)
20. Michael Booth's Taklking Bum
21. Two Pints of Lager
22. We're Pathetique
23. Isubaleene (Part 2)
24. Horse
25. Sox
26. Butterfly
27. Bicycle Seat
28. Bicycle Seat (Dub)
29. Cowpunk Medium
30. High Noon
31. Ghost Riders in the Sky
32. Bonanza
33. Brown Paper
34. Have You Got a Light Boy?
35. Morning Milky
36. Yarmouth 5-0
37. Brown Paper (Dub)

2.   CD  

1. Pooh 'oo's Trumpet
2. In Search of the Seven Golden Gussetts
3. 'old Ya Cherries
4. Tough Shit Wilson
5. My Naed Bean
6. Crabs
7. Overdramatic Songs (In Very Low Voices)
8. Freefall from Paradise
9. Graffiti
10. Renfrew
11. A Very Unfunny Comedian?
12. What's Tru' This Doorrrrrr...
13. Pathetique
14. Pilchard Freak
15. Mouth & Trousers
16. We Luv We
17. Give It Some Bollox
18. No No Yeah
19. Les Splodge Singers (The Better)
20. 'ole in the Wall
21. Slooshalongamax
22. Cigarette
23. Seven Golden Gussetts (Reprise)
24. Deliah
25. Lager Top
26. Sandra
27. My Grandma (Hurly Burly) (Iko Iko)
28. The 12 Days of Christmas
29. Two Little Boys
30. Two Pints of Lager
31. Delirious

3.   CD  

1. Touch of the Rods (A Day in the Life of a Quireboy
2. Answer on a Postcard
3. Double Entendres (Song for Finbarr)
4. Lemmy's Mole (Wart?)
5. Lager in the House
6. Go the Hole Hog
7. Dangerous
8. Not Many People Know That
9. Haemorrhoids
10. Rude Boy
11. They're Coming to Take Me Away
12. Intro
13. 'old Ya Cherries
14. Crabs
15. I Fell in Love with a Female Plumber from Harlesde
16. Togh Shit Wilson
17. Two Little Boys
18. Pathetique
19. Bohemian Walkway
20. Morning Milky
21. Michar Booth's Talking Bum
22. The Butterfly Song
23. What's That Funny Noise
24. Two Pints of Lager
25. Big Boy Shorts
26. Shang a Lang

4.   CD  

1. Scrapyard
2. My Socks Gone Down My Shoe
3. Poochie
4. I Wouldn't Lie
5. Having a Beer
6. Lullaby of Mongolia
7. Truncheon Meat Squad
8. Poochie (Slight Return)
9. I Don't Know
10. Mongols on the Streets of London
11. I'm Angry
12. Singing out of Tune
13. Genghis Khan
14. The Things That Make the Mongols So Great
15. Patrick Moore (He Talks to Me)

5.   CD  

1. Primrose of the Valley
2. Bloody Disgrace
3. Nausea Vomiting Diahorea
4. A Fistful of Shitters
5. Don't You Just Hate It
6. Storm from the East
7. The Loughing Policeman
8. 667, the Neighbour of the Beast
9. Two Pints of Lager & a Pocket of Crisps (2001)
10. Woe is Me
11. A Tinny or Two
12. Parallel Lines
13. Not As Easy As It Looks
14. I Don't Know What Did I Do That For?
15. Egg Sandwich
16. What I Do Behind Closed Doors