The Three Little Pigs Get an Extreme Home Makeover & Other Modern Mash-ups Lrg edition

Humorous stories for parents to read at bedtime. These modern twists on old favorites can be enjoyed by children and adults alike!

• Three Little Pigs Get an Extreme Home Makeover -- Three pigs build houses in Florida. Hurricane Wolf huffs and puffs and blows two houses down. Time to call Ty Piggington of the Sty and Garden Network!
• The Plaid Pipers of Hamelin Elementary --A classroom science experiment gets out of hand and rats take over the school. The principal must find a humane way to drive out the rats because everyone knows PETA is just one letter away from PTA.
• The Flaxen-Haired Freeloader (Goldilocks) --After breaking and entering, stealing food, and damaging furniture belonging to an upstanding family of bears, Goldilocks is in a lot of trouble.
• Don't Eat the House! (Hansel and Gretel) --If an old blind hermit-hag offers to let little German children eat her house during a famine, there's a really good chance it's a trap.
• Jack and the Genetically Modified Beanstalk--Jack sells the family cow for some "advanced" hybrid beans.
• Always a Bad Hair Day (Rapunzel) -- Having long hair is not all it's cracked up to be. Tired of being used as a ladder, Rapunzel escapes from the tower, cuts her hair, and lives life on her own terms.